Thursday, 2 February 2017

20 Funny Valentine's Day Jokes - Funny Jokes on Your Boy Friend/Girl Friend - Jokes for Your Crush

Every February 14th, is a significant day celebrated across the united and in other places around the world. The gifts like flowers, candy and many other gifts will be exchanged between the lovers. Valentine’s Day is a day of love and romance. Everybody has a unique way to express their love to their loved ones.  Here you can find some of the Valentine’s Day one liners, Valentine’s Day riddles, Valentine’s Day jokes for adults.


Valentine’s Day is celebrated to make your loved ones feel so much special and happy on this wonderful day. This is the day to thank the people, whosoever they are, for being there in your life when you needed them. Here is some of the collection of clean jokes, Funny one liner, Jokes for friends. Check out for some of joyful jokes for kids on this Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day Jokes for Adults & Kids:

1.       What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

2.       What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

3.       What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!

4.       What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
 It made him wed his plants!

5.       What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you.”

6.       A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just  dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
 That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she    opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

7.       What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
            Happy Independence Day!

8.       Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
         Girl: Yes, February 14th

9.       Happy Valentine’s Day, hope you all get some......
Chocolates that is

10.   a little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
           ‘And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'

11.   Dear Alcohol..... Will you be my Valentine?

12.   When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!

13.   An evening of Valentine’s Day. A man comes to a drug store:
Good evening!
 Sorry, we are sold out...

14.   Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Don't worry if you're single. You're going to die alone anyway!

15.   What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
     "I love you with all my art!"
16.   What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

17.   What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
 Forget-me-nuts.

18.   If it is not Valentine’s Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a    conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

19.   What did the bat say to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day?
         "I love just hanging around with you."

20.   What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
      "I'm sweet on you!"

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